I love my cat

I have a cat named Bradley. He is older than dirt. He has no front teeth, and is missing one eye. He also has no clue. He sleeps most of the time, when he isn't sleeping he's either sitting and staring at a wall, getting in the way (not because he means to, he simply can't see anyone heading his way from his right side), or eating. He is quite happy and active for his age.

He also just threw up all over my carpet. And as I clean his revived breakfast, while trying not to add that Handysnacks Butterscotch Pudding I had earlier (before my nieces found it) to the mess, I cant help thinking...... I love my cat.