It's Important.

I'm watching the Food Network, and the lady is talking about parsley. I tell her that parsley sucks, and she says, "Parsley livens and brightens the flavor of any food."
"No it doesn't, it's crap, don't put it in my food." I exclaim.
"I put it in everything." she says with a smile, as she dumps a bunch of it into whatever she was making. Causing me to yell "SHUT UP BITCH!" and mute the tv.

Such is my life.