Holy Father Harassing Hookers In Heaven

So, the pope died. And I'm gonna write something about it. Right now all the religious people who know me are cringing. What could a blaspheming, religion hating heretic like me have to say about the pope's death? Well, I could joke about it, sure, that's easy enough, nothing's sacred enough to be spared from my jokes. I don't intend on joking about the pope in this post, though. I want to give some of my thoughts

One of the big things that sets him apart from other religious leaders (and most followers), is that I dont outright hate him, he's not my favorite person in the world by far, but I don't despise him.

In a system filled to the brim with corruption and greed, he was the guy with all the power (and power = corruption). Hell, he probly had all the power in the world. A man with that kind of power could abuse the fuck out of it, and really cause a lot of harm. He didn't though, I know he must've abused little bits here and there, I mean come on, he's a religious leader, but he didnt abuse like he could've. That alone makes him a man apart from his lifestyle.

He has pulled a lot of strings and really has helped the world out in a lot of ways. And really, he's been pretty humble about it, as far as I know. Sure he's treated like god and shit, but I feel that's more the people that follow him, and his title, than his own doing. There are tons of religous leaders that act like they are doing good for the world, but that's mostly PR bullshit, but I feel this pope really cared, and thus, really helped.

I really dread this next guy. I feel we were all really lucky that we had John Paul for so long. Now we're gonna get some dude that charges people to see him and outlaws heavy breathing.

So, it turns out that I didn't have much to say, but ehh, I never spent a lot of time thinking about the pope lol.

Okay, I'm done, need to go back to normal............religion is shitty.....ahh, much better.